Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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