check it out our google latitudes are spooning
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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