I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just fell off a train. Bad.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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