...so i touched it.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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