Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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