I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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