The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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