nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
It's shark week go big or go home
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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