What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I want to fling myself into the sun
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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