He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The struggles of a small town man whore
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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