i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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