the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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