Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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