He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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