Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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