at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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