That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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