this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Randomize
