Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
