took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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