Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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