Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
