I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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