i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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