My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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