just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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