make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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