dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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