Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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