Your dad touched me again.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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