Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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