Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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