if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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