why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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