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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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