If that was your dad, he is hot
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
