I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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