U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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