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your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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