What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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