no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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