Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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