I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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