So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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