yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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