I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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