I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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