did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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