Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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