Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
