when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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