Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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