the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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