I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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