who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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