Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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