goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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