I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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